Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Twitter...Next Generation Of Fun?!?!


I recently was drawn into the world of twitter by my daughter and i must say that im very impressed by what i've experienced so far. Not only is it a great way to talk to the average joe, but also a wonderful way to talk to even the most famous!

Wow, i'm still all excited by the fact that you're " following" the actual person and not just another fan site like on other spots. Although i'm still learning the ropes so to speak it is actually fun.
One just has to be careful about getting addicted..lol..i almost did...Ha Ha.

I hope to see you all there and i look forward to the meet and greets!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Taxing Sex????

seriously? Is nothing sacred anymore?


NEW YORK--New York Governor David Paterson announced on Thursday his intention to not only tax porn, but to tax sex as well. The Governor, who is blind, explained that this would help make up for the budget shortfall to enable the state to keep on spending while everybody else suffers.
"Quite frankly, I've never seen a porn flick that I have liked," explained the blind Governor. "What is the point in porn anyways, when, come to think of it, I can't possibly watch it?"The porn tax plan calls for a multi-tiered tax system based upon the type of porn. BBW and Big booty porn will be taxed more heavily than will MILF porn, since this would dovetail with the Governor's plan to curtail obesity with the obesity tax. The Governor said that if he can't get the pleasure from watching porn, then nobody should. He also said that he is going to tax sex as well, since the figure of a woman is "over rated.""We are going to tax people for having sex, too. Different amounts for different sexual acts. Sex is almost meaningless. I've never seen a woman that has turned me on. A woman's figure is totally over rated," said Governor Paterson.The New York Revenue Department will enforce the porn and sex tax by having an agent assigned to everybody's bedroom and every single porn site. Employees with the federal government, particularly the National Science Foundation, are concerned that a porn tax could cause worse budget shortfalls and deficits for the federal government, since they spend a great deal of time visiting porn sites."If New York imposes a porn tax, the National Science Foundation would need several billion more dollars in stimulus," said a NSF employee, speaking on condition of anonymity.The New York Congressional delegation has expressed concern over a sex tax, since they like to have so much sex with so many different people. "Not a single senior government employee or member of Congress is monogamous," according to Centers for Disease Control's report: Trends in Sexual Risk Behaviors Among Members of Congress and Government Officials."If the State of New York taxes porn and sex, this would bankrupt us members of the New York Congressional delegation," said a NY Congressman, speaking on condition of anonymity. "This would make living unaffordable."

Has The Bush Family Lost It?

Is it the pressure of being the president or any political office that much? Wow!
Although a lot of us will miss the silliness of our last president, we have to really take into consideration that they aren't immune to "family issues" no more than we all are. After all we all are human and even with all their money they are just as crazy as the rest of us..lol

Philadelphia, PA (Rotters) - Former president George H. W. Bush today very nearly took his own life at the national Constitution Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with his own World War II service revolver. The revolver was being returned to him 60 years after he presented it as a gift to a young submarine lieutenant who had rescued him during the war in the Pacific.
After receiving the service revolver from the son of the late Lt. J.G. Alberta Brostrum, the former president was to donate the weapon to the constitutional Center to be put on display along with more than 100 other exhibits on Constitutional history.Former President Bush examined the empty revolver, and began speaking to the audience of the reasons behind World War II pilots carrying sidearms.
"Optimally your revolver was for self-defense, and maybe for shooting food," stated the former president. Mr. Bush at that point appeared to hesitate and stare blankly at the empty revolver for a few seconds and according to some witnesses seemed to become teary-eyed. "Of course the unwritten reason that none of us ever really spoke about was for when things went very wrong... when everything was hopeless... when there was absolutely no way out... no hope for your legacy, or your children..." Bush continued.At that point Mr. Bush calmly began loading the revolver with bullets apparently stashed in his coat pocket. To the stunned silence of those in attendance he cocked the gun and placed the barrel against his left temple. At that point Mr. Bush's own Secret Service detail wrestled him to the ground and secured the weapon.The former president was bundled into his motorcade and apparently rushed to an undisclosed hospital. A report issued to the press stated that he was currently under a suicide watch and would likely be transferred to Walter Reed Hospital later this evening.A spokesman for the White House stated that the current President Bush had been apprised of the situation and at this point was respecting his father's physician's wishes in avoiding contact for now.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Dating and The Single Mom

Need i say more?
It is very tough to date in today's world, sometimes i just want to run and hide. It's funny how some people look at you like you have three heads when you say you'd rather date yourself...lol
But honestly that's how i feel at times.

EXAMPLE
I met a man that i thought was wonderful that seemed to be what i was looking for, until i found out about the wife and 6 kids..lol

ANOTHER EXAMPLE
i "chatted" with someone online and after talking to him for all of 10 mins...he demanded i buy a web cam..lol I let that go, only to have him send me an IM the following night telling me how i didnt care about him because i couldn't take out 5 mins of my day to get the cam so that he can watch me on the computer..lol..even my middle daughter found that funny!

Like I said, not easy at all. You spend half your time wondering how to make it to the door without a scene or you cringe when you turn on your computer with that thought that you can't remember if you left it under invisible or not..lol

i have "met " men that i havent even made it to the phone call stage...or, all they want to do is "talk dirty" online or on the phone.
Ive been single for long time periods by choice because of little things like this..lol.
So, to all the single women that are out there with the thought that all men are jerks..lol..i'm just letting you know you're not alone. I'm here and I definately feel your pain

Ahh the world of misery

In these tough times it's very hard for anyone to maintain a smile. You look around and everyone looks soooo miserable. It's understandable why. With the way this world is there is so much pain , suffering and fear that it's shocking. You can't even watch the news without shaking your head.

What is going on exactly? People shooting people? I was watching the news the other day and there was a report of a teen shooting 15 people in school and this was in Germany! Our children are lost. If you pay attention to even the mildest cartoon they are so violent. If not violent, then just down right scarey. My nephew loves this show called Fenius and Ferb on Disney....ok i watched it with him and the only thing about the show is that the kids build things, but the older sister in this show spends all her time trying to "bust" her brothers'. Is that teaching kids its ok to "tattle"? I was always taught that tattling was wrong unless someone was about to be hurt.
Remember The Brady's...they taught the whole tattling lesson among other things.
It's almost as if tv has turned into something to dumb kids down.
Granted i like shows like Barney and so forth ( i can't watch them without wanting to pull my hair out), but they actually teach kids something.
I'm sure that i'm not the only parent that sees this. There's no way i can be.
I love this country for the "freedom" , but at the same time, are we really doing what's right with our kids?
I lived in an area that i thought would expose my kids to other cultures once( my children are bi-racial btw) and i'll never do that again. There were people that were angry for being "kept down" but at the same time were loud and obnoxious. While others were getting up to go to work, they were sitting on the porch bitching about the world. And these citizens are raising their kids to carry on that tradition...lol

I don't know, life is already hard, but if we all do our part we can make it better.
If we take the time to stop and see the beauty around us instead of picking up guns then things will be ok. I understand that life is hard, but it's even harder if we all continue on without a little smile.

I became a mother at a young age, and yes times were very hard, but i still tried to carry on with a smile...if not that then a laugh. (comedy is the best medicine)

So think about it, would it really hurt to smile at someone passing by?
Who knows they might smile back at you...maybe even say hello.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Eating Healthy

I recently read an article in the New Haven Adocate about a woman that i'm honestly glad has established a very unique restaurant in an otherwise "blind to the world" area of Connecticut.
I'm talking about Eliane's Healthy Choice on Whalley Ave. This is a person that has tapped into an otherwise blinded area when it comes to healthy eating. She shares a route of fast food restaurants by the plenty, but has so far been able to old her ground. Not only is the food there unbelieveable, but i can't wait to go back again.
Her prices are very reasonable and wow, if you prefer vegetarian meals you'll be in heaven....
I just had to tell the world! So, if you happen to be in New Haven, take the time to stop in, take my world, it's well worth it

Searching Records

PUBLIC RECORDS SEARCH

I saw this and thought it might be helpful...especially in this economy, if you're looking to buy a house or research something to have to do with anything check it out here. It might be helpful.
I tried it to research some important family records and surprisingly i got what i needed.

http://sonmarie70.esearch2.hop.clickbank.net/?sub=publicwebrecords_com

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SHUT UP, by the way Mom can you get me new shoes?

Ahhh, the most thankless job at times is being a parent, but also the most rewarding at times.
I'm a mother of three , working long hours , tired all the time and single. Some people think that life can't be that bad, but honestly im more stressed than a cop....lol.

I love my daughters' and i wouldn't trade them for anything, but there are times that i wish i could run for the door. But, a mother's work is never done.

When I think i'm going to have free time, it never works out that way. If i'm resting for more than five minutes (to them it's all day) i have to get up because this one needs this and that.


This is just my introduction to the world.....a little way of saying hi.
I'm going to be out here for a bit, telling the story of the life of a single mom.
Sometimes it might make you laugh and sometimes not, but either way it's a way
to let others know that they're NOT alone.

See You All Soon!